VSSUT’s V-S-S-U-T Breaking News!
Screw the India-Pakistan war. For once, obliviate the difficulties the nation is facing right now. We’ve got a whole new situation beating the shits out of our existences in an engineering college. “Engineering demands survival”, they say. VSSUTians have somehow learnt to completely relegate several fancy feelings of the world like […]
7 TYPES OF COUPLES IN VSSUT
By Sampurna Sahoo and Amit Mishra The spring in VSSUT takes a different trajectory with the onset of VALENTINE’S WEEK. The emergence of an advanced breed of species called ‘Teddy Bear’ crashes the market. Roses, pink and red, act as the romantic mediators of love. The composition of air is disturbed so as to accommodate […]
VSSUT’S RESOLUTIONS FOR 2K19: APNA TIME AAYEGA
By: Sagarika Behura Attention!! Attention!! Attention!! Mere priya VSSUTians, guess what?! Achhe din aa gaye!! Ji haan, aapne thik padha. Apna time aa gaya! Ab apni gully mein bhi machega shor, jamega rang aur badhega josh! Confused, right? Well, then let me enlighten you all and shook you by presenting to you an insight into […]
FOOD JUNCTIONS THAT REIGN EVERY VSSUTian’s TASTE BUDS
By: Shalini Panda and Sampurna Sahoo “The fondest memories are made when gathered around the table.” It’s something we can all relate, right? Let the occasion be a birthday party, getting placed, getting an O in an ED sheet, winning cash in a LOCO quiz or from being single to being committed, it all comes […]
VSSUT LINGO
By Saikrishna Rout and Bishal Mishra Like every other great language in the history of mankind, the VSSUT Lingo has too found a very rich expressivity in its words taking roots from various diversified, yet, simplified sources, distorting with the passage of time and often creating ingenious colloquials to make the smooth flow of […]
Pen-sonification
By Siwalik Mishra
11 DEMONIC COMMANDMENTS OF VSSUT
“Wow, you’re so damn lucky to be a student at VSSUT!” Yes, it used to be a proud moment for us when this is what we used to listen from our relatives, friends or maybe the inner conscience (that damn fool!). Little did we know that the branch we were choosing was bestowed upon […]
7 TYPES OF SINGLES IN VSSUT THIS VALENTINE’S WEEK
-BY SHRAVANI DASH & AASTHA AGRAWAL The roads of Burla have lost hopes. Roses have stopped blooming and Teddy Bears have gone on a strike. They now want their own versions of the ‘Anabelle’ movie. Chocolates now taste bitter and the sound of those three terrifying words is echoing in each ear. It’s that time […]
10 Struggles of being a ‘Single’ Girl in VSSUT
The annoying ‘How are you still single? ‘ questions. You have answered this question at least a million times. You are still interrogated as such by new people and still worse, multiple times by the same person. The judgmental comments. You hear people saying things like, ‘She thinks she’s above all the guys here. So […]
Burla : The New Smart City
Welcome to the smart city, Burrrlaaa. Yes it’s smart! It’s everything one imagines in the most advanced cities of the world that would put even a giant like Big Apple to shame. Don’t believe me? I have evidences to prove my hypothesis. But first, let’s take a look on why it is important. No wonder, […]