Please mock at us because, we are STUDENTS.
Here are our comforts, enjoyed by none else, in any other amusement park called college, where we students are proudly clowns.
- Mt Everest Intake
We are targeting to reach & breach a Ginish book of world records for largest intake of literate students who wish to pursue engineering at any cost.
About your accommodation, food, sanitation, please refer to the link : http://lol.student.facepalm.com - Backlog paper
If you ever wanted to get some kick out of your life, appear for a backlog here. Hairs will grow grey, sandals will become chappals but for results contact the link : http://nowhereland.com - Pseudo-Wayne parents
It has become a habit of children of rich parents to opt for this institution. So a new lucrative business venture called “self financing” was established. Disowned CIA or RAW will lose by a fair margin in this battle of dis-ownership. - Helipad establishment
A non existent student society has decided to invest in the construction of helipad near supposed grasslands & cattlefields where imaginary hostels exist. Seems using helicopters to come from home to campus & back to home is an IIN backed strategy.
By profoundly anonymous
( Anybody interested to know about me kindly visit our “virtually” located SAC ( Student Activity Center ). You might find me with no voice, no face, preparing for backlogs surviving on BPL ration cards.
True
True. ..i agree
Intake one was nice.. Still lot of points to find out.. The students themselves make fun of their own.. Apart frm studies or smthng productive , everything happens in VSSUT..
Its a healthy criticism but i felt that many articles are not refined. I hope the team will publish stuffs with proper editing.
You are welcome to edit the articles dude. Better than jabbering around.
Dude its the official e-newsletter.It wont be okay if a random person starts giving scornful remarks in public.What’s the use of post editing !!
should i message them to you or post em in the comments ?
its a polite suggestion…comon take it easy…